This website's content is intended to be humorous, it
is largely fictitious, and should not be taken seriously.
[The Vet] does not condone the use of pellet guns
against animals in any way, for any purpose.
Contact with wild animals is extremely dangerous, and
should not be attempted without proper training, proper equipment and
legal authority.
If you see an injured wild animal, call your local
animal control department
If you see injured wild animal in a location
that may put yourself or others in imminent danger, call
911
Under absolutely no circumstances will the producer
of this web site, nor will any entity that may be mentioned, referenced or
fabricated within the content of this site, accept any liability for
anything stupid you may choose to do
Placing yourself and/or others around you in
danger, in a misguided attempt to help a wild animal, is a stupid thing to
do
People who do stupid things tend to get hurt,
often quite badly
Responsibility for any injury, damages or other
consequences caused by your choice to do something stupid, is
entirely and exclusively your own
[The Vet] will only consider accepting domestic animals as potential patients
[The Vet] does not offer any treatment services for wild animals, whether or not you are willing to pay
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